The Diary of Miss Lendon

[Laurinda Lendon]

October 8th 2022

Dear Diary, or whatever you want to be called. Maybe I should give you a name? How about...Clawface. Yes- that'll do.

So, dear Clawface,

I don't know what to put really. I've never written a diary before..um. My name's Lauri, I'm a witch.

Wait a minute. That's really dull. I'll get to the more exciting stuff...

I'm so tired! I think I've had an overdose on homework- seriously. I don't have anything else to do though. I'm a loner. I have no friends. My stupid dad's dead and there's nothing I can do about it.

I don't have anyone to talk to, so I talk to you Clawface. I bet you feel honoured, don't you?

Yeah. Right. That's enough for now I think. Homework awaits me.

Love, Lauri x

[Laurinda Lendon]

October 29th 2022

Dear Clawface,

You may or may not be pleased to know that it's the holidays now. I can relax a bit (and daydream without having to pay the price for it). And I'm sorry for neglecting you, dear, I was just busy with other things. I'm sure you know the sort.

Pierce has requested that I put I picture of him in here. Maybe if I do, he'll get scared of his own appearance and stop sitting on you...



There, that seems to have done the trick.

I'm off again, maybe to read or maybe to just sit around and do nothing. Thank you for consuming some of the spare time I have on my hands. I have no-one else to talk to, so it's nice to share my thoughts with you.

Love, Lauri x

[Laurinda Lendon]

November 30th 2022

Dear Clawface,

Important Notice Number One
Gabriella Alexis Knightly should die slowly and painfully. End of.

Important Notice Number Two
Belaya Drocellmeyer shouldn't die slowly and painfully. End of.

Important Notice Number Three
Pierce Lendon should not be left alone at any time. End of.

Important Notice Number Four
Laurinda Lendon should go to bed now because she's tired. End of.

Love, Lauri x

[Laurinda Lendon]

January 3rd 2023

Dear Clawface,

Pierce. You are the worst cat a girl can ever ask for. Why run away when I'm the only person who won't kill you?

You're in big trouble when I get my hands on you!

Hate, Lauri.