My record of Awesomness

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My record of Awesomness

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Hello there!
If you are reading this right now, I only have one message to you...

' WHAT THE HELL?! KEEP TO YOUR OWN BOOKS! THIS IS MINE! '

All right, now we got that behind us...

I'm going to keep this book as my diary a journal a record of all awesome things I'm going to do this year!
Yeah, mum gave it to me this summer, and I thought I could just as well put it to a good use.
So; there will be plans for pranks in here, random thoughts, things I discover... you know, the typical private things one doesn't want to forget, but doesn't want to share with the rest of the world either...

DOESN'T want to share, I said! So why are you still reading? And there is no denying you are... I know everything!
Are you even aware that I am glaring at you this very moment?
Just leave the book alone! You'll be in it soon enough... On a list of 'people to prank with really embarrassing things' for example...

- Warning you!

Connor T

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