Nadia McLaggen
Slytherin
Sixth Year[M:-680]
i set fire to the rain[Mo0:0]
Posts: 68
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Post by Nadia McLaggen on Oct 6, 2011 1:41:27 GMT
Dear Uncle Keith,
Dad said I might as well write to you since you are related to me...however distantly, happy birthday I guess...hope you have a good birthday!
Cordially Sincerely, Love,
Nadia
P.S I hope you like your present, Dad said all I needed to give you was an owl but I thought a present was one step better, it's a rolex, I'm not sure what model but the person who sold it to me said it didn't work on electricity so the watch wouldn't be hindered in it's efficiency by all the magic in the air. (Yes I listened to your lectures in class, it's better than History of Magic! Blah, blah, blah, I already know it all...)
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Post by Keith Blackwood on Oct 6, 2011 1:48:20 GMT
Dearest Nadia,
While I would've preferred you writing to me on your own account I suppose it can't be helped...but I'm glad you wrote to me nevertheless, and thank you.
Thank you especially for the Rolex, you're the first person to wish me happy birthday so thank you...
Well...at least someone listens to me in class, but don't be so disrespectful to Professor Kirke, he's a nice fellow! If you know it all tell me what year did the Goblin Rebellion start?
Love,
Uncle Keith
P.S See my letter did not have so many scribbles!
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Nadia McLaggen
Slytherin
Sixth Year[M:-680]
i set fire to the rain[Mo0:0]
Posts: 68
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Post by Nadia McLaggen on Oct 6, 2011 1:53:52 GMT
Dearest Uncle Keith,
You're welcome, and it can't be helped? I just forgot Uncle Keith, people forget every single day, anyway at least I actually bothered to write to you, I don't see mister fancy pants little brother writing to you, or Dad!
What? Ella didn't wish you a happy birthday?
Please Uncle Keith, everyone listens in your class, you bring out all these Muggle gadgets it's disappointing though that you can't actually make them work because the magic in the air makes them haywire...Of course you would say that, that's not fair Uncle Keith, there were quite a few Goblin Rebellions so how am I supposed to know which one you mean?!
Love not,
Nadia
P.S Pshh, it was two scribbles Uncle Keith, not a tirade of them!
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Post by Keith Blackwood on Oct 6, 2011 1:59:34 GMT
Dear Nadia,
Same as ever then, you really need to learn to stop taking everything so personally Nadia, unfortunately that is a trait you inherited from your father. You really do need to stop trying to please him, Cormac McLaggen will never be pleased unless he has all the girls his age that are even remotely desirable and no children. And even then he won't be very pleased. Don't take it out on your brother Nadia, and he did write to me actually.
No she was busy off with her friends, I suppose it doesn't really matter though, it's just another day for us.
Indeed, I'm considering talking to the Headmistress about taking my classes into a remote place in Muggle London so I can teach you how it actually works instead of having to take it with books, sometimes hands on approach is much better than books...
Very clever, most students wouldn't catch on to that.
Love,
Uncle Keith
P.S I'm going to ignore that...
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Nadia McLaggen
Slytherin
Sixth Year[M:-680]
i set fire to the rain[Mo0:0]
Posts: 68
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Post by Nadia McLaggen on Oct 6, 2011 2:13:18 GMT
Dearest Uncle Keith,
You should no better Uncle Keith, I'm never going to change...wait really? I'm even just a tiny bit like my Dad? Wow, that's the first time anyone's ever said that to me...
Ahh...should have known, of course he would write to you, always wanting to be first at everything...little brat.
That'd be epic Uncle Keith, if Professor McAlister denies that request I'd probably throw a fit...
Why do you think I was sorted into Slytherin? Of course I'm not a Ravenclaw thank goodness, I couldn't stand the know it all-ness.
Likewise,
Nadia
P.S Hypocrite much?
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Post by Keith Blackwood on Oct 6, 2011 2:16:17 GMT
Dear Nadia,
I see you were in a hurry to write that letter than? You never make spelling mistakes, and yes...It's not a good thing Nadia.
But I'm not really sure the idea's that reasonable anymore...
Know it all-ness? Nadia you put too much hate onto the other houses...
Love,
Uncle Keith
P.S Who's the hypocrite now?
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Nadia McLaggen
Slytherin
Sixth Year[M:-680]
i set fire to the rain[Mo0:0]
Posts: 68
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Post by Nadia McLaggen on Oct 6, 2011 2:20:19 GMT
Dearest Uncle,
I had to go to Herbology, ugh I hate that class, all we ever do is learn about plants! Blergh, but Professor Longbottom's not so bad...
Not reasonable anymore? Uncle Keith if you don't ask the Headmistress, I will.
No I don't, I'm not hating on Hufflepuffs because you're the head of them, I don't hate on Gryffindor because that was Dad's house...therefore I don't hate on the other houses, I hate on another house. And technically it's not hating, it's playful teasing Uncle Keith.
Love,
Nadia
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Post by Keith Blackwood on Oct 6, 2011 2:23:57 GMT
Dearest Nadia,
No comment about Herbology...never really liked it either.
No you won't, Nadia Fay McLaggen if you even so much as whisper the idea to any of your friends I'll personally make sure you are grounded for a month...or even more!
Playful teasing...sure, sure Nadia.
Love,
Uncle Keith
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Nadia McLaggen
Slytherin
Sixth Year[M:-680]
i set fire to the rain[Mo0:0]
Posts: 68
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Post by Nadia McLaggen on Oct 6, 2011 2:45:15 GMT
Dear Uncle Keith,
You wouldn't dare...
It is!
Love,
Nadia
P.S If I don't respond immediately you'll find out why soon enough...
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Post by Keith Blackwood on Oct 6, 2011 2:46:55 GMT
Dear Nadia,
Oh Merlin, I'm never going to hear the end of this...
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